“Ma Bonnie is bonnier than yer Bonnie.”
“I wouldnae ride yer Bonnie in tae battle.”
And so they argued with rapid fire wit.
Inevitably, the first Scotsman challenged the second to a duel. Having no glove, he threw down his Galaxy S7 as a gauntlet.
At dawn, the sleepy men converged on a handsome hillock, each with a pistol.
An impartial observer, also yanked from bed, managed to utter “Ready” and, after stifling a yawn, “Fire.”
The second Scotsman was shot though the head. The victor died of excitement.
Bereft, both Bonnies scattered the ashes over the ocean.